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        // Trivial and pointless little JavaScript to interpolate random 
        // strings into a page.
    
    var sc = 90;                    // Number of alternative strings
    var s = new Array(sc);          // Array to hold alternative strings
    
    // String definitions. There should be exactly 'sc' strings, numbered
    // from 0 to (sc - 1). You can embed markup in the strings, provided
    // you're careful to escape any double quotes. Note that if you fail
    // to define enough strings, you'll get 'undefined' appearing in place
    // of the string, or possibly even a security violation, which tends
    // to be unaesthetic.
    
s[0] = "<a href='america' title='From the movie Team America, theme song in flash movie'>America, Yeah</a>"; 
s[1] = "<a href='americanboy' title='A flash movie about soldiers'>American Boy</a>"; 
s[2] = "<a href='americanidle' title='A flash movie of American Idle parody singing Numa Numa'>American Idle</a>"; 
s[3] = "<a href='balls'>Balls</a>";
s[4] = "<a href='batman.html' title=''>Batman</a>"; 
s[5] = "<a href='bio' title=''> Bio Profile</a>"; 
s[6] = "<a href='birthdatemath.html' title=''>Birth Date Math</a>"; 
s[7] = "<a href='challenge' title=''>Challenge Index</a>"; 
s[8] = "<a href='challenge/1.html'>Random Blabber</a>";
s[9] = "<a href='challenge/10.html'>Emails</a>";
s[10] = "<a href='challenge/11.html'>Changing Birthdays</a>";
s[11] = "<a href='challenge/12.html'>Flying Home</a>";
s[12] = "<a href='challenge/13.html'>Thinking</a>";
s[13] = "<a href='challenge/14.html'>New Era</a>";
s[14] = "<a href='challenge/15.html'>More funny videos</a>";
s[15] = "<a href='challenge/16.html'>Shaving</a>";
s[16] = "<a href='challenge/17.html'>Random Blabber 2</a>";
s[17] = "<a href='challenge/18.html'>OPSEC</a>";
s[18] = "<a href='challenge/2.html'>Space Cadets</a>";
s[19] = "<a href='challenge/3.html'>Satellite Spying</a>";
s[20] = "<a href='challenge/4.html'>Funny Videos</a>";
s[21] = "<a href='challenge/5.html'>Matt&lsquo;s Girlfriends</a>";
s[22] = "<a href='challenge/6.html'>Playing Dead</a>";
s[23] = "<a href='challenge/7.html'>Germany Pics</a>";
s[24] = "<a href='challenge/8.html'>Funny Music</a>";
s[25] = "<a href='challenge/9.html'>All of Me</a>";
s[26] = "<a href='chat' title=''>Chat Room</a>"; 
s[27] = "<a href='club' title=''> Club</a>"; 
s[28] = "<a href='comments.html' title=''>Comment Page</a>"; 
s[29] = "<a href='complain.html' title=''> Stop Complaining</a>"; 
s[30] = "<a href='copyright.html' title=''>Copyright</a>"; 
s[31] = "<a href='countdown' title=''>21<sup>st</sup> Countdown</a>"; 
s[32] = "<a href='credits.htm' title=''>Credits</a>"; 
s[33] = "<a href='dd' title=''> Daily Doodle</a>"; 
s[34] = "<a href='explanation' title=''>Explanation</a>"; 
s[35] = "<a href='friends' title=''>Friends</a>"; 
s[36] = "<a href='funlib' title=''>Funlib</a>"; 
s[37] = "<a href='games' title=''>Games Dir.</a>"; 
s[38] = "<a href='gijew' title=''>GI Jew</a>"; 
s[39] = "<a href='gramps' title=''> Gramps Advice</a>"; 
s[40] = "<a href='icwim.html' title=''>IM</a>"; 
s[41] = "<a href='iraq' title=''>Iraq Pics</a>";
s[42] = "<a href='jew' title=''>Jew&lsquo;s Dreidel</a>"; 
s[43] = "<a href='jturner.html' title=''> Justin</a>"; 
s[44] = "<a href='kage' title=''> Kyle&lsquo;s Quicky</a>"; 
s[45] = "<a href='katrina.mht' title='Powerpoint presentation of pics from Hurricane Katrina'>Katrina</a>"; 
s[46] = "<a href='movies' title=''>Movie Dir.</a>"; 
s[47] = "<a href='movies/index1.html'>Movies</a>";
s[48] = "<a href='movies/online.html'>Online Movies</a>";
s[49] = "<a href='myspace' title=''> Myspace Profiles</a>"; 
s[50] = "<a href='news' title=''> News</a>"; 
s[51] = "<a href='numa' title='Numa Numa Famous Video Gary Brolsma'> Numa Numa</a>"; 
s[52] = "<a href='onion' title='Onion.com Weekly News'> Weekly News</a>"; 
s[53] = "<a href='onlyin' title='' title=''>Only In...</a>"; 
s[54] = "<a href='oops.html'>Oops</a>";
s[55] = "<a href='party'>Party Time</a>"; 
s[56] = "<a href='pi10000.html' title=''>Pi to 10000</a>"; 
s[57] = "<a href='poems.html' title=''>Poems</a>"; 
s[58] = "<a href='qna.html' title=''>Q & A</a>"; 
s[59] = "<a href='questionaire.html' title=''>Questionaire</a>"; 
s[60] = "<a href='questions.html' title=''>Biography ?&lsquo;s</a>"; 
s[61] = "<a href='rabbit' title=''>Rabbit&lsquo;s Wonderland</a>";
s[62] = "<a href='rat-attack' title=''> Rat Attack</a>"; 
s[63] = "<a href='sat' title='This is a cool slide show I put together.'> Satelite Slideshow</a>"; 
s[64] = "<a href='scenes.html' title=''>EW2 Scenes</a>"; 
s[65] = "<a href='scripts.html' title=''>EW2 Scripts</a>"; 
s[66] = "<a href='search' title=''> Search ICW</a>"; 
s[67] = "<a href='skate' title=''>Skating in Indy</a>"; 
s[68] = "<a href='space.html' title=''> Space</a>"; 
s[69] = "<a href='spider.html' title=''>Spider Man</a>"; 
s[70] = "<a href='stats.html' title=''>Stats</a>"; 
s[71] = "<a href='story.html' title=''>Int. Story</a>"; 
s[72] = "<a href='trip' title=''>King Island Trip</a>"; 
s[73] = "<a href='upload.html' title=''> Upload</a>"; 
s[74] = "<a href='warranty.html' title=''>Warranty</a>"; 
s[75] = "<a href='week' title=''> Weekly Address</a>"; 
s[76] = "<a href='z/1st-story.html' title='One of my first stories from high school'> The Knight</a>"; 
s[77] = "<a href='z/google.html' title='This page shows the ranking of my videos hosted at Google.'> Google Videos</a>";  
s[78] = "<a href='z/jewcount.html' title='False Cigarette Count Up'> Jew Count</a>"; 
s[79] = "<a href='z/last.html' title='I got this in an email called Last Photo I Ever Took Contest.'> Last Photo</a>"; 
s[80] = "<a href='z/names.html' title='Funny Factual Names.'> Funny Factual Names</a>"; 
s[81] = "<a href='z/numatrans.html' title='English translation for the famous Numa Numa Song.'> Numa Numa Translation</a>"; 
s[82] = "<a href='z/politicallycorrect.html' title=''>Politically Correct</a>"; 
s[83] = "<a href='z/pray.html' title=''>Pray</a>"; 
s[84] = "<a href='z/xmas.html' title=''>Merry Christmas '05</a>"; 
s[85] = "<a href='z/paint-rock.html' title='A new calendar for everything.'> Patriotic Rock</a>"; 
s[86] = "<a href='z/prankvote.html' title='Prank calls 1.'> Prank Calls 1</a>"; 
s[87] = "<a href='z/prankvote1.html' title='Prank calls 2.'> Prank Calls 2</a>"; 
s[88] = "<a href='z/retard.html' title='Take a lookt at my retarded friends...'> Retarded Friends</a>"; 
s[89] = "<a href='z/rush.html' title='Excerpt from Rush Limbaugh'> Rush Limbaugh</a>"; 
s[90] = "<a href='z/support.html' title='Support Old Glory'> Support Old Glory</a>"; 
s[91] = "<a href='z/testimonial.html' title='This page is for you to read and add your testimonial.'> Testimonials</a>"; 
s[92] = "<a href='http://home.icwnow.com' title='This is the official blog of ICW NOW'> ICW NOW BLOG</a>"; 


    
    // pickRandom - Return a random number in a given range. If we're running
    // on an older browser that doesn't support 'Math.random()', we can fake
    // it by using the current time. This isn't ideal for mission-critical
    // security applications, but it's fine here. Note that we divide the
    // current time by 1000 to get rid of the milliseconds which Navigator
    // doesn't seem to take into account.
    

    function pickRandom(range) {
        if (Math.random)
            return Math.round(Math.random() * (range-1));
        else {
            var now = new Date();
            return (now.getTime() / 1000) % range;
        }
    }
    
    // Write the string into the document. The "<BLOCKQUOTE>" tags are just 
    // for formatting; you can put as much or as little HTML around these 
    // strings as you like.
    
     
    var choice = pickRandom(sc);
  document.writeln(s[choice]);
    
//    document.write("<br>"+s+"<br>")
    

 
    
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